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Year in Review

I hope you don’t mind yet another “year in review” post. I can’t believe it’s that time again. On the one hand, I can’t believe it’s December 31. (Never mind that it’s December 31, 2008, for Pete’s sake.) Then on the other hand, I can’t believe I’m falling for the “year in review” trap. I mean, how cliché is that? But I don’t care. I really do love “looking back” articles.

Now… what to talk about. Hmmm…. movies? music? deaths?

Wait a minute, I got it. Let’s talk about me.

Why? Because a million other web sites, blogs, newspapers and magazines will talk about movies, music, and deaths. This is my only shot at having a Back to the Fridge Year in Review. So I took a vote amongst myself and it was unanimous.

Back to the Fridge’s Year of Firsts

This blog (as we know it) launched August 25, 2008 and attracted six visitors on its very first day. Granted, the blog technically existed before then, but I’ve now all but written off “BTTF 1.0″ as an odd experiment and I more or less pretend it never happened. By the end of the year, the new and improved blog was attracting up to eight visitors per day.

It’s truly been an amazing ride: I got my first traffic spike from being mentioned on a much more popular blog. I got my first stumbleupon spikes. I got my first comment from an actress in a Sonic commercial. And even though it had nothing to do with this blog, I even met Maureen McCormick.

I re-announced my book and sold nearly five copies.

And I even added a second post to my other blog which will have lots more content Real Soon Now.

Top Ten Posts by Visits

Ah yes! The “Top Ten” lists. What year in review would be complete without listing ten random items that serve no other purpose that to get people to argue over what the real top ten items should be?

First up: the most visited posts. Granted a few of these (including the top one) got StumbledUpon, so many of these visits were just from tire-kickers. Still, the stats are what they are, and I found them interesting nonetheless:

Dear Subway 2346
Almost Like Magic 1295
So Not The Plan 844
Miracle Weight Loss Plan 819
Calories Anyone 790
Pumpkin Carvings 762
Oatmeal 747
The Fatty Melt 741
The Big Announcement 705
What Costs Less 630


Top Ten Most Commented Posts

Another interesting statistic! Which posts got the readers out of the woodwork the most? The top one almost doesn’t count, since that was my first (and only) giveaway.

I’m still amazed by other bloggers who get dozens, hundreds, if not thousands of comments per post: even on multiple posts per day.

The Big Announcement

66
Celebrity Childhood Crush

31
I’m Lovin’ It

30
Oatmeal

30
When I Grow Up

28
Now About That Book

25
Chex Mix

24
Grilled PB&J

22
The FullBar

21
What Costs Less?

21


My Favorite Posts

But which ones do I like? While I do like a few of the above posts, many of my favorites just don’t get a lot of hits or comments. I think they’re worth noting here, in absolutely no particular order whatsoever:

Whats Really Amazing
Dodged A Bullet
Say Anything
Mayonnaise
Spaghettios
The Hobbit
Pumpkin Carvings
Celebrity Childhood Crush
Alternate Reality 1
Psych Out
Caveat Emptor
A Magical Place



New York Trip

As an added bonus, here is the entire New York trip in a single, easy to click interface:

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5




Whew! Well, that’s about that. It’s an amazing thing to look back on, actually. As each day creeps (or flies) by, I don’t see the mountain of writing piling up here. And that was only a little over four months worth. I can’t imagine what 2009 is about to bring!

Anyway, thank you all for reading along. I couldn’t do this at all without knowing at least someone was out there reading. I hope the friends I’ve picked up along the way stick around and I look forward to meeting many more.

BBBB

Not every “You Know What Sounds Good Right Now?” post has to be about food. For months now, I believed it did. That is, until just this minute, when I realized it didn’t. Which is why I want to tell you about something that really sounds good right now.

Ready? Here you go! It’s BBBB and it’s one of my favorite things to do in the whole wide world. So there you have it. I’ll talk to you again tomorrow!

What’s that, you say? You mean this post is too short and leaves you with too many unanswered questions? Hmmm… okay, I can see that. I suppose it’s possible you don’t know what BBBB is, considering I made it up myself. So I’ll let you in on it. Very simply:

Book
Beverage
Bath
Bed

Ahhh… now isn’t that one of your favorite things too? Of course, you can come up with your own “B” substitutions. Like maybe, Basketball, Butter, Bebop, and BBQ. Or perhaps, Bunnies, Bottles, Botox, and Back Street Boys. It’s totally up to you. The sky’s the limit.

For me, I’ll stick with the first four listed above. Because brainstorming and banging out blog bulletins in my bathrobe-bedecked body with my butt on a bench (barely a bat of an eye before the bewitching hour) bestows such banalities on the blogosphere, that only a big book, a beer brimmed over, and my bod bathed in bubbles becalms my brain and brings me to my bunk.

So Far, So Good

Despite what the demotivational poster says, I actually do have some hope today. Now that we’re officially fifty-nine days into The Season (which began on Halloween) plus the fact that there’s only one week remaining, I must say things have gone fairly well. All this in spite of the higher-than-normal caloric intake which began on Treats Day December 19.

In mid to late October, when I figured I was hitting a plateau, I conceded the race to my opponent. I stopped worrying about losing weight and just decided to maintain things at 206 or below until The Season was through. Somehow or another, I have actually met that goal. Things got a bit dicey two days after Treats Day when I hit the 206 mark. I figured I was done for. But again, I miraculously clung to whatever it was that was keeping me afloat and here I am.

Day 154
Starting Weight 224.0
Current Weight 203.5
Change from Last Week -2.5
Lost So Far 20.5
Pounds To Go 4.5

After the big gain last week, I’m at 203.5 today: down 2.5 for the week. And what a week too! Let’s see, there were two work days which involved many Delimex Taquitos. There was Christmas Eve when my mom came in for the week. Christmas Day when I finally received that five million dollar check I’ve always wanted. And the biggest highlight of all: this scene from Horton Hears a Who. Please to enjoy:

Dining Out for Christmas

While Norman Rockwell’s version of the holidays shows us all enjoying a dinner around a large, picturesque table, I have a feeling this isn’t the “norm” any longer. Perhaps it never was, and these idyllic holiday scenes are just that: scenes.

We prepared a traditional turkey dinner last night. I fixed myself the minimum 3,000 calorie plate and once again renewed my membership to the clean plate club. But after six hours of preparation and six minutes of consumption, I really began to wonder if it just wouldn’t be better to have the Bumpus hounds run off with the food and force us out to a restaurant.

In fact, as long as I’m thinking about that, let’s watch some of that, now that TBS has stopped running it for another year:

So how about you. Did you fix a turkey at home or go out for a duck? Did you bake a ham or order in pizza? Is having the large, home-made, Norman Rockwell dinner part of your unbreakable tradition or does grabbing a burger make you happy?

The three of you still reading my blog here at the end of the year can let me know your thoughts on dining out for Christmas (or any major holiday, for that matter). Is this what you live for or does it just feel wrong?

No Help Here!

I’m takin’ a day off. In case you’re not and you need a funny, here you go:


All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names.